I know its been a long ass time since
I've done one of these and in that time you and your dumb ass friends
have probably managed to get yourselves in all kinds of trouble
involving guns, fires, and wayward children. But I am now back with
this Dante Saves You Purge Edition! I have seen two of the Purge
films that have come out so far (click here and here to read those)
and they are a lesson in what not to do in a planned dangerous
situation. There is another one coming out and I'm sure if I waited I
could come up with five more things you could avoid by just not being
stupid.
Stay Inside
Every year for 12 hours starting at 7pm
and ending at 7am everyone in America is allowed to murder, rape, and
just generally fuck shit up legally. Everyone knows it coming and
smart people prepare by gathering as many weapons as they can with a
list of people they want to wreck. Or...you forget that you didn't
grab dinner months or even weeks in advance and decide that you
really want that turkey burger and head to the store at 6:56pm hoping
to get home before the Purge starts. You deserve to die!
