Every year or so someone pops up in the news looking like a damned lunatic because they have something that has the image of Jesus on it. I think it was a coupe of years ago someone had bird shit on their window and said that it looked like Jesus. This time its Paula Osuna from Silver City, New Mexico and she didn't see Jesus in her cheese toast or on a window like some of you blasphemers. Oh, no. Jesus made a guest appearance on her toe!
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| You'd think she'd paint her nails and pluck them hairs. |
Paula hurt her foot when she fell down
some stairs because gravity. She jacked up her foot and asked her
fiance to rub some holy dirt she had saved from a trip to a Catholic
shrine in Chimayo on her foot. Dude, you aren't married to this woman
yet. Like the great poet Al Bundy once said “Run. Run hard, run
now, run silent, run deep, run like Mexican water through a first
time tourist.” You still have a chance to escape this level of
crazy! That is unless he is cool with this.
