Every year or so someone pops up in the news looking like a damned lunatic because they have something that has the image of Jesus on it. I think it was a coupe of years ago someone had bird shit on their window and said that it looked like Jesus. This time its Paula Osuna from Silver City, New Mexico and she didn't see Jesus in her cheese toast or on a window like some of you blasphemers. Oh, no. Jesus made a guest appearance on her toe!
You'd think she'd paint her nails and pluck them hairs. |
Paula hurt her foot when she fell down
some stairs because gravity. She jacked up her foot and asked her
fiance to rub some holy dirt she had saved from a trip to a Catholic
shrine in Chimayo on her foot. Dude, you aren't married to this woman
yet. Like the great poet Al Bundy once said “Run. Run hard, run
now, run silent, run deep, run like Mexican water through a first
time tourist.” You still have a chance to escape this level of
crazy! That is unless he is cool with this.
“My family has always done the
pilgrimages to Chimayo and this is the first time I ever used it and
I'm seeing something kind of come out full circle I guess” Paula
said. No. No, you're not. That is not Jesus in your foot. And why is
it always the same image of Jesus? Have you ever seen the picture of
what Jesus may have actually looked like? You'd cross the street if
you saw this guy!
Mommy, I'm scared! |
If that image appeared on your food
you'd send it back,not frame it and hang it in your home. The Muslims
got it right with not having an image of their god. It makes sense
because people start to get carried away with shit. Don't believe me?
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