If there's one thing nature loves more
than making humanity change the color of their pants its coming up
with weird ass new creatures. There were these two new spiders
discovered because if there's one thing I always say its that we do
not have enough goddamn spiders on this planet.
This first one is called a
Sparklemuffin. I'm not kidding. That's its name. Some college student
that helped discover it named it that because they ran out of Pokemon
names I guess. They are jumping spiders which are common and those
kind that you try and catch thinking its gonna run away and it ends
up jumping and making girls and men that thought they were not afraid
of spiders yelp.
