In previous Dante Saves You blogs I’ve tried to help you against aliens, monsters, psychos, and even vampires. This time I’ll try to help you against the one thing you’d think you wouldn’t have to worry about: Super Powered Nuts.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Dante, your eyebrows look great! Surely you must pluck them!” or “Heroes are here to save us, so why would we need you to save us from them?” to which I’ll say “Have you seen a movie lately?!” Heroes almost always do as much harm as good. So sit back and let me try to save your monkey ass life.
