My Current Jam: Asuka

Its funny how you can see someone a bunch of times and never think that they are that attractive and then one day they'll do something and you'll go “Oh. Well. It appears that I like that.” And by “you'll” I mean your penis. I had seen this wrestler named Asuka in NXT formerly known as Kana real name Kanako Urai a couple years back and thought she looked cool but it went no further than that. And then one day while looking for pictures to insert myself into I came across an animated gif of her and my face melted, my pants changed shape, and I started looking at this crazy ass chick in a different way. I think my voice got deeper too. Anyhoot, this is the image that got me.

Rosscast Episode 229: Funny Always Wins

On this episode I am joined by Josh Smith aka Goldeneye. We discuss who will play Dante in a biopic, the difference between pigeons in New York and Los Angeles, Josh’s travels on the road and being attacked by nature, the terrors of the ocean, Josh explains what an “otter” is during a conversation about homosexuality, gay marriage, the death of Ryan Dunn, stupid stunts in real life, deadly playgrounds, the poor man’s trampoline, street hockey injuries, which WWE Diva we’d pick over Michelle McCool, celebrity porn, my ability to not smell flowers, Josh’s plans for his career, and Tracy Morgan’s anti gay comments. Click here to download this and past Rosscast Episodes. Also check out Josh Smith on twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/JoshSmithPoetry. On facebook at http://facebook.com/joshsmithpoetry. And on you tube at http://www.youtube.com/joshsmithpoetry.