Its funny how you can see someone a
bunch of times and never think that they are that attractive and then
one day they'll do something and you'll go “Oh. Well. It appears
that I like that.” And by “you'll” I mean your penis. I had
seen this wrestler named Asuka in NXT formerly known as Kana real
name Kanako Urai a couple years back and thought she looked cool but
it went no further than that. And then one day while looking for
pictures to insert myself into I came across an animated gif of her
and my face melted, my pants changed shape, and I started looking at
this crazy ass chick in a different way. I think my voice got deeper
too. Anyhoot, this is the image that got me.
There is something about that look in
her eyes that makes me want to both undress and tuck my junk at the
same time. She is 34 years old which means she is in a good dating
range for me but she is from Japan and no Asian woman has ever been
attracted to me. She designs graphics for games, loves American
movies and rock and/or roll, and runs a hair salon. She also spends
her time in the wrestling ring kicking girls heads off. I mean, come
the fuck on.
A few weeks ago she started shouting
some stuff in Japanese that sounded cool and I had to ask Kiyoshi
what it was and he said it was pretty much “Come at me, bro!” I
believe him. He speaks Japanese. Plus she isn't long on talking. The
only thing I have heard her say in English was “You talk too much”
which is pretty much what she's say to my chatty ass if we ever met.
Or she'd kick my heart out of my back. She's like the crazy friend you are glad is on your side.
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