Witches are a fascinating thing. You have good ones, bad ones, hot ones, ugly ones. You even have people that think that because they wear all black and look miserable that they are witches. One time a witch came into the porn shop. I don't think I've ever mentioned this on a blog before. Note: into. Not, like, in. She brought a big, expensive book to the counter and said “You're going to give this to me for free.” I raised my eyebrow at her and she did the two finger point like from The Color Purple. Which funny enough was the color of the bruises all over her arms.
I realized that I was dealing with a
crackhead or someone who thought they were a witch. And she didn't
realize that I am a magical creature that crackles with sexual
energy. So I stare at this broad and she repeats her line and I say
“No, I'm not.” She points harder at me and I smile. She calls me
weird and leaves. Of course my coworker only heard the part about me
being weird. I told him I knew something was wrong because a girl was
in the porn shop. So taking this story I can easily teach you how to
defeat some witches in this Evil Witch Edition!
