One of the reasons I am glad that I do
these blogs other than the fact that it keeps me indoors is that I
find out some interesting things about nature. And by interesting I
mean terrifying. I just read a story about a guy in Texas that tried to
shoot an armadillo. Yes. I said tried. It is reported that around
3am, which is the bitching hour, dude saw an armadillo in his yard
and decided that it didn't belong there. So he took three shots at
the damned thing.
One of the bullets bounced off the
armadillo and hit his dumb ass in the jaw. He had to be airlifted to
a hospital and had his mouth wired shut. I'm sure his wife who was
inside is full of all the shame. A sheriff stated “We didn't find
the armadillo” which means that there is a goddamn bulletproof
armadillo running around the streets of Texas! I think if I saw an
armadillo I would wait for it to curl into a ball. If it didn't I'd
just shrug and walk away. Sure as fuck wouldn't take a shot at it.
