Years ago me and Kiyoshi used to say that one of our random fantasies was to go to a school where kids were learning karate and just waste the whole place. Yes, its very immature but that's nothing compared to the things I wish I could do but shall never mention on this blog. Most involve me superkicking strangers or sleeper holds.
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| Reason #3 why I'm banned from church. |
I have compiled a list of different
kids in karate films (not to be confused with the ninja one I wrote
before and if you are running around confusing ninjas and karate
experts then its pretty much almost too late to be trying to save you
but I am a hero of the world and a national treasure so I'll
continue). So remember to stretch and start punching bags of rice in
preparation for Dante Saves You: Karate Kid Edition.
