Parents Failing Hard 6

I like going to concerts. Don’t you? Fun. Music. Leaving your kids locked in the car. Wait. What?! Brittany Harris, 25, decided that looking for a babysitter was for squares and decided that nothing, not even having two kids, was gonna keep her from seeing Lil Wayne in concert. So she decided to leave her 3 and 5 year old alone in a car while she enjoyed the show. For three hours.

Last Saturday at the Cruzan Amphitheater in South Florida an employee spotted the kids standing near their mother’s car in the lot surrounded by “intoxicated persons.” No one talks like that in real life by the way. The kids were taken to the sheriffs deputies and around 10:30, almost four hours after the show started, their mother was arrested.

So...how was the concert?

Harris tried to lie at first saying her cousins brought her kids before finally admitting that she brought her kids. Dumbass. She ended up getting arrested, charged with two counts of child neglect, welfare workers allegedly ordered to take possession of the kids, and in jail with $20,000 in bail. What a champion!

What's This B.S (Britney Spears)?

VANCOUVER, British Columbia – The new and improved Britney Spears apparently isn't a fan of cigarette smoke — or any other kind of smoke, for that matter — while she's performing.

The 27-year-old pop star left the stage for about 30 minutes during a concert in Vancouver on Wednesday night, apparently because of smoke in the audience.

According to The Vancouver Sun, Spears' concert was halted about 15 minutes into her performance, and an announcer told concertgoers to put out their cigarettes. Some audience members grew impatient while waiting for Spears and her troupe to return to the stage, the Sun reported.

After she returned and ended the show, Spears — who has been to rehab and is on the comeback trail after a long stretch of troubles — told the crowd, "Don't smoke weed."

Spears' publicist, Holly Shakoor, issued a statement apologizing to fans about the delay. The statement said "crew members above the stage became ill due to a ventilation issue."

I don’t see how anyone can see one of her shows or listen to her music not stoned. For serious, I didn’t know that Britney had a stoner crowd. Prescription medicine, maybe. But not weed. Gotta love her “Don’t smoke weed” comment though. Ah, if only we’d known! Britney is the new voice of reason!

And who were these people getting impatient? Was it because they were losing their high? And Britney isn’t a fan of smoke? Every time you see her second ex husband K-Fed he’s smoking. I’m sure that must’ve driven her crazy. You know, when she wasn’t high as a kite. I swear, the mental image I have of this concert is just stunning. I see 12 year old girls and folks that look like fans of Phish. All of this crap begs a even bigger question…

Who in the hell is still going to Britney Spears concerts?! Really? You have that kinda cash just laying around that you would head off to a Britney concert? Oh, poor Brit-Brit. Its funny because years ago I remember thinking she was kinda hot. A horrible singer, but hot. Just like Beyonce, Chakira, and Mandy Moore. I wonder what she will be like at 40. Will she still be singing these cheesy ass songs while other 40 year olds dance in the crowd. Will Britney walk off stage when people are getting high off Substance D? Who knows? This topic makes my head hurt from stupidness.

Rockets.