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Friday, March 14, 2014

So A Bishop Dropped Dead During Service


“Whoever conceals his transgressions will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.” - Proverbs 28:13

Bishop Bobby Davis dropped dead in church! I should just leave it at that. Preaching out of Bridgeport, Connecticut since the late 1960's. Davis who has a master's degree in theological studies, a doctorate degree in ministry, and is a certified marriage and family therapist was taken to the hospital and pronounced dead. Now, he didn't die because he was jumping around and screaming and people are want to do. He died after making a confession about infidelity.

Now, before any of you say anything regarding the word “karma” look it up. Hopefully then you'll stop using it improperly. Bishop Davis' wife Christine Davis, who he had been married to for 50 years, was told about his stepping out ways and told him that he needed to tell the church about it. I would have been like “Uh, yeah. But no.” Davis asked his congregation to stay around after service because he had something to say. He admitted to an affair to his people and then all hell broke loose. Not literally.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Dude, What The F**k?! 4


You lay with dogs you get fleas. You sleep with whores you get the herpa-derp. You play with snakes because somehow Jesus told you to you get bitten and die. Pastor Jamie Coots who was (past tense) on a show called Snake Salvation got his hand bitten by a viper. He believed that handling snakes was part of god's commandments and god's will. How can he get folks to believe that crazy shit but I can't get chicks to believe that red draws help keep the devil away?! Anyhoot, he got his ass bit and died.


“When I first started church I said if I ever went to a hospital or a doctor over a snake bite I would quit church” he once said because he's not a quitter. He got bit once before and instead of going to the doctor he let the shit rot and fall off like some kinda church lovin' zombie. Then because he's a sucker for romance he kept it in a jar for his wife. Police came to help his dumb ass but he was already gone by the time they arrived because he is serious when it comes to getting bit.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Rosscast Episode 104: So That Just Happened...

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In this episode I talk about the crazy ass lady on the bus (and even play some bad audio from it!), Brittany Murphy dying all of a sudden, and I answer a few listener questions. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!