Rosscast Episode 200: It's A Celebration Bitches!!!

On this special 200th episode of the Rosscast I am joined by three guests! Alex Hluch of the Shwayblog and of course our DNA Show. Josh Smith of Think Twice Radio and he be doing poetry and stuff, and Canadian wrestler and sexy ass chick Julia aka Persephone Vice! This is a jam packed show where we discuss TV, butt sex and love, accents, Kool-Aid, why L.A rules, made up STD’s, gloved hand jobs, dicks tasting like cinnamon, itchy wigs, body hair, ruin Disney films, a Jim Ross scream off ensues, turn offs, pigeon hatred, trips to the beach, and even animal impersonations. Click here to download this and over a hundred of my other shows and films. I also throw in three Bad Parent of the Week stories. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 189: The Can-Am Connection

In this episode I am joined by Canadian born hotness Julia. We discuss all kinds of random topics from tattoos, piercings, modeling and why I cant be one, and a bunch of other stuff I cant even begin to recall. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Julia Roberts Is Not The Hotness

I am tired of the charade. Just sick and tired of it. Its been going on for far too long and its about time someone (me) spoke up about it. Julia Roberts is not attractive. There. I said it.

I keep seeing her in this new movie with Clive Owen (who is the fucking man!) and they showed this scene where she is twirling her panties at him and I tasted bile in my throat. Like, for serious bile. This woman has not ever been hot. Its not some thing like, “Eartha Kitt was hot 40 years ago!” thing. Roberts has never been hot.

Ever seen her brother Eric Roberts? Now he is an actor. If you have never seen him in “Best of the Best” or “Pope of Greenwich Village” you have missed out on the good Roberts in the family. I have never seen something with Julia Roberts and went, “Damn, that is some fine acting.” Not never.

Can we all just collectively agree that Julia is not cute, hot, or “America’s Sweetheart.” Just let her pump out babies and disappear.
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