Showing posts with label sarcastic fringehead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcastic fringehead. Show all posts

Monday, August 6, 2012

Dante vs. Nature 14

I was looking at an article on Cracked which I wont link because that site is 10% as funny as it used to be. They had an article where they showed this fish called a Sarcastic Fringehead. Looking at it you wouldn’t think much of it. It just looks like an ugly and colorful fish. There is nothing scary about it. You might even be able to eat the damned thing. That is until it decides to open its mouth. Here’s a description of the beast.

Sarcastic Fringehead “…is a ferocious fish which has a large mouth and aggressive territorial behavior. When two fringeheads have a territorial battle, they wrestle by pressing their distended mouths against each other, as if they were kissing. This allows them to determine which is the larger fish, which establishes dominance.”

Now feast your eyes…upon horror!