Kids These Days 36

People need to really stop using the word prank in the wrong way! In Dublin, Ireland this 17 year old boy is in a medically induced coma after he had a heart attack because his balls were squeezed too hard. After lunch he and some friends were grab-assing (or grab-dicking) when one of them decided to be totally hetero and jerk this kids nuts. He dropped and a teacher gave him CPR before he was taken to the hospital.

Isn't this FUN?!

The family of the boy do not believe that this was done in a “malicious way” or a “savage attack.” I say it is the definition of both! You don't just go around yanking on folks balls! There has never been a time where I was playing around with someone and decided to grab their junk. I have poked a chicks boobs and made a sound effect. Usually “Boop!” The kid is now in stable condition when he should be at home and not having a story to share that begins with “We were joking around...” and ending with “...after the coma.”

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Women Don't Fight Fair 2

No one likes to get hit in the nuts. Its a move they teach in self defense because when a guy gets hit there he drops to the ground faster than a fat woman on a New York street. But not always. Sometimes our inner caveman kicks in and we get far more violent than we intended to be. I bring all this up because a female officer thought it would be a good idea to frisk this 16 year old dude Darrin Manning so hard that she cracked one of his nuts.

Every man reading this just hissed.

Darrin and some friends were walking with his friends, fellow basketball players, when a cop stopped them. Why? Because they were wearing scarves. They live in Philadelphia where it gets cold as all shit so this makes sense. Especially when you consider the fact that the schools principal gave them to the students. Principal Joyner said “students are forced to take a train, a trolley and walk several blocks to practice. Now I never knew covering your face to keep warm in zero or below weather was a crime, but I guess to Philadelphia Police Officers, it was.”

Women Don't Fight Fair

Women have never been known for fighting fair. They say men fight dirty. They do. I'm not gonna disagree with you if you said that. But women fight filthy plus not fair. The thing is when you fight a women expect her to take it to 11 instantly verbally and physically. Take this 18 year old girl that was having sex with a schoolmate on the bus. Yes, that is a thing that happened and the only reason I'm writing about it is because there was an arrest made. Why was there an arrest made?

She elbowed a boy's dick.

Now some 13 year old boy was watching this chick and some guy having sex around 3pm on the school bus and started to laugh when the girl made her pussy fart. (note: as soon as I wrote that I cackled out loud alone in my apartment because I'm immature) A trooper who wrote the report stated “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.” Most folks just call it a queef and it happens. Its a thing that can happen during sex and yes I have laughed when it has happened before. You can't laugh at every woman you have sex with when this happens though. You have to know her sense of humor. Otherwise she can hurt your dick parts.

Rosscast Episode 295: And Now For Something Completely Different

In this bootleg ass episode run off my small laptop I talk about waking up too early, cell phones, my busted laptop, a janky ass Florida car jacking story, and a hazing where a guy lost ones of his nuts. Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows.