Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Kids These Days 36


People need to really stop using the word prank in the wrong way! In Dublin, Ireland this 17 year old boy is in a medically induced coma after he had a heart attack because his balls were squeezed too hard. After lunch he and some friends were grab-assing (or grab-dicking) when one of them decided to be totally hetero and jerk this kids nuts. He dropped and a teacher gave him CPR before he was taken to the hospital.

Isn't this FUN?!

The family of the boy do not believe that this was done in a “malicious way” or a “savage attack.” I say it is the definition of both! You don't just go around yanking on folks balls! There has never been a time where I was playing around with someone and decided to grab their junk. I have poked a chicks boobs and made a sound effect. Usually “Boop!” The kid is now in stable condition when he should be at home and not having a story to share that begins with “We were joking around...” and ending with “...after the coma.”

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