Kids These Days 27

Kids are stupid. This is another case of social media being used when back when I was a kid if something like this ever happened the only people that would know about it is you and whoever you told. I'm sure by now you have all heard about actor Paul Walker dying in a car crash last week. If you didn't know that then I'm sorry you found out because of this blog. Also, he is the White dude in the Fast & Furious movies. So he died and hours after the crash what was left of the car was being transported away a piece of it was stolen. Enter 18 year old Jameson Witty.

A witness saw the tow truck carrying the wrecked Porsche stopped at a light. At this point Witty decides “Logic and respect for the law and death is for pussies!” and steals a roof panel and hopped back into his friends car. So he goes on Twitter and says “Piece of Paul walkers car, took it off a tow truck at a stop light. ... I got it for my buddy who was driving the car we were in, so that he could always pay respect to the guy that got him into cars.” A second suspect, likely the driver, has been identified as well. Charges of felony grand theft and tampering with evidence are being talked about.

Rosscast Episode 279: Choppy Choppy Blendy Blendy

In this episode I talk about Spiderman stealing money on Hollywood Blvd., Bad Parent Of The Week who may be the worst parent to ever exist, and a Bitches Be Crazy follow up to a woman chopping and blending her husbands penis. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 204: Forceable Entry

In this episode I talk about my friend visiting from Texas and all the fun we had, my awesome ass dinner with all my friends, and I also read some news stories involving kids jamming fingers in asses, a woman being butt ass booty naked in the airport (almost), two women hiding stolen goods in the fat rolls, and an old ass man fucking a dog under a freeway. If you wanna check out me and my heterosexual life mate Alex’s show The DNA Show click there and if you wanna download this and older episodes of the Rosscast click here. Enjoy!

My Left Foot

A 38-year-old human firefighter faces second-degree theft charges (up to 60 days in jail) for allegedly taking part of a man's leg from a crash scene in 2008.

Do I really need to say more? I saw this story yesterday and just rolled my eyes. A foot can not just turn up missing and you think “Oh, no one will notice…”

Apparently this chick, Cynthia Economou, does cadaver training on the side and needed this foot for it. Meet your firefighter of the year 2007. I’m serious. She really was.

In the end all they could charge her with was grand theft. I think there is way more going on in this woman’s head. What would possess you to take a severed foot from an accident? Some poor son of a bitch gets into an accident and has to have his foot sawed off at the scene. I’m sure he would’ve liked to say goodbye to it.

So what happens next? Does she go to therapy? Does she get a slap on the wrist? “Now don’t you go stealin’ feet again…” I’m sure there are plenty of places that you can legally go and get body parts. But to just grab one from a scene of an accident is a new level of dementia. I think I’m losing my mind on account of the levels of stupidity running rampant. Rockets.