51 year old woman from Ocala, Florida
named Michele Cernak decided that the best thing to do when she was
high out of her mind was to do some yoga in the middle of the highway
while wearing nothing but her draws. When the police showed up after
a 911 call and checked her truck, that she was 10 feet away from,
they found heroin and drug paraphernalia. They noticed that she was
bleeding from the ankle. She told them that she was shooting heroin.
She ended up being charged with three felonies and two misdemeanors
and has a bond of $5000. You know, despite being a 51 year old heroin
addict, this lady looks pretty good. Or maybe I'm just so used to
seeing meth addict mugshots that ones with heroin look okay to me. I
wouldn't expect a heroin addict to even get the idea into their head
to leave the house let alone break out the yoga. I'd be mad if drugs made me active. I like to think that if I got stoned that I would just sit there and stare at the walls. Like how I do normally. Not exercising.
Out of this whole thing I think what
bothers me most is that she was doing yoga in her draws. You know
good and damned well that if a chick is gonna be doing yoga she needs
to be doing it in yoga pants. Preferably black but whatever. I don't
like yoga, did it once and ruined my neck, but I love what women wear
when they are doing it. Hell, they don't even have to do yoga for me
to enjoy a chick in yoga pants. Next to plaid skirts these are the
best things ever invented for women. I don't care about high heels.
Expensive ass makeup. Hairstyles. Whatevers. Yoga pants. But sadly
Ms. Cernak didn't have those on. She had draws. And was high on
heroin. In traffic. In Florida. I don't care how hot a chick is a woman that gets high enough to do yoga in the middle of the street is just too much for me. I think. But if a chick looked great in yoga pants during the week and wore plaid skirts on weekends I'd deal with the whole being a junkie thing.
