Thursday, December 15, 2016

Landlord Gets Schwifty In Tenants Apartment

This Colorado landlord named Carlos Quijada just may be one of the nastiest ass people to ever nasty. He is being charged with criminal trespassing and misdemeanor obscenity after he was recorded having sex in one of his tenants places. The couple that lives there, Logan Pierce and Mikaela DiGiulio, were obviously not there at the time that he decided to use their bed as his filthy fuck pallet. The couple has a security system set up from a company called Nest that had the motion sensor triggered and notified Logan by phone. When he later checked the camera feeds he was treated to some straight up gay porn in the form of Carlos and another man having oral and butt sex in the span of six minutes. But it gets worse. I have no problem with gay sex. Do who ya like (insert Humpty Hump horns) but please not on someone elses bed. That shit is just foul. But it gets worse.

Carlos man-friend grabbed a dress from the laundry pile to wipe his dick clean while Carlos grabbed another item of clothing to clean up the lube stain left on the bed. Such class. Much consideration. Oh, by the way, the dress used to clean up was worn by the wife in their wedding ceremony earlier this year. There is not enough Clorox in the world to get that bed clean! I would have to contact a goddamn witch doctor to sleep comfortably in that place ever again. Having the sex in a tenants bed is terrible. But cleaning yourself off on their clothes? Come on, now. 

They had just moved into this place in July but booked after watching the video which I would have done...after beating the shit out of my landlord. They are now staying at a Super 8 where the wife works and the husband works part time.

When interviewed after this tape was released Logan said “I opened up the camera and kind of had to, like, quit the program and, like, restart it again because I didn't really believe what I saw. I guess the first thing that went through my mind was, like, complete and utter disbelief. I said, 'Honey, I think we need to move, like immediately.'” Understatement of the year! Imagine if they had not known what happened. They would have just come home and wondered why the room smelled like booty and questioning why the sheets kept sliding off the bed. This dude is foul as all fuck for doing this. Why not just do it in your own bed, ya weirdo?

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