Lately I have been a hearing a lot
about Net Neutrality. Well, that and the fact that Hollywood is just
full of perverts. There are a lot of people talking about this but
also squeezing in other bullshit to the point where it just sounds
like noise to me and since I have the attention span of a priest at a
Boy Scouts meeting I need shit explained to me simply. I'm sure some
of you out there are the same way which is why I am doing this. Now let us figure out exactly what this is and why it will ruin your life.
Simply put Net Neutrality is the
expectation that when you use the internet it works quickly and for a
reasonable price. You expect your service provider to, well, provide
service. Click on a site, check out the site, bitch about the world,
then hop on your cell phone to do the same but on the go. You don't
expect your service provider to slow down certain sites or charge you
more for higher speeds. Back in 2015 the FCC was pressured into
adopting the Net Neutrality rules that would keep the internet the
way it currently is. But now a guy named Ajit Pai wants that shit
gone and the FCC voted to get his plan moving forward. What is his
plan? To fuck up my porn watching experience as far as I'm concerned.
You do not want to know a version of me without access to porn.
If Net Neutrality is gone phone and
cable company ISP's (Internet Service Providers) could put your
access into two different lanes: fast and slow. If you want fast you
would have to pay a lot more while everyone else would be back in the
dial-up stone ages of surfing the internet. They would also be able
to decide what you get to access based on whose service you are using. Title II
of the Communications Act stops companies from fucking with your
service and internet speeds. Understand this: companies that provide
your internet want Title I back because then they'd be able to jack
up your fees and slow shit down. The FCC will be voting on Net
Neutrality on December 14th and there are petitions to stop it. Find
them and sign them. Keep the discussion simple. One article I read
brought up race, gender, and all kinda shit people are tired of
hearing about but won't admit. Tell me Pornhub will be messed with
and you got my attention.
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