Derrick Price, 43, the owner of Super
Fades was arrested for running a strip club out of his barber shop.
And before you ask, yes, this happened in Florida. For months the
Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation into this business before
finally raiding it. Months? I got it. Bunch of pervy ass cops getting
haircuts and lapdances before finally bringing the hammer down. Every
Saturday night the place would transform into a somewhat shady
looking barbershop into what had to be the least fun strip club ever.
I haven't been in a barbershop since the 80's but I doubt much has
changed about them. After getting my hair cut the first thing I
wanted to do was wash all the hair off of my head, neck, and face.
I've been cutting my own hair for years now and couldn't imagine
trying to have some girl all up on me with my neck all itchy.
There was a pole even installed in the
place which made me cock my eyebrow so fast that my glasses flew off.
They say that investigators were able to but $20 worth of vodka early
on a Sunday morning before realizing that one of the dancers was 17
years old. Uh-oh. That likely made some of the police who were
enjoying the best gig they ever received pissed because after months
they knew it was coming to an end.
