No Sex In The Champagne Room

What? A brother can't get no trim? 53 year old William McDaniel was arrested this past weekend because he called the police to report that a stripper would not have sex with him. I wish I could see what the stripper looked like. He paid her $350 for a private dance which she stopped when McDaniel started getting all happy hands on her. He didn't realize that soliciting for sex was against the law when he should have realized that you can take a chick out on a date and pay half that and get some action. I watched Hookers At The Point and was shocked to find out how cheap it was to get laid. This guy didn't and now he is in jail for being multiple stupid. I can't wait for this 911 call to be released and hearing a 53 year old man trying to explain to police that he wanted a stripper arrested for not having sex with him. Maybe you expect sex at a place called Sagebrush Sam's Exotic Dance Club. 

Barbershop Strip Club AKA Getting Some Trim With Your Trim

Derrick Price, 43, the owner of Super Fades was arrested for running a strip club out of his barber shop. And before you ask, yes, this happened in Florida. For months the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation into this business before finally raiding it. Months? I got it. Bunch of pervy ass cops getting haircuts and lapdances before finally bringing the hammer down. Every Saturday night the place would transform into a somewhat shady looking barbershop into what had to be the least fun strip club ever. I haven't been in a barbershop since the 80's but I doubt much has changed about them. After getting my hair cut the first thing I wanted to do was wash all the hair off of my head, neck, and face. I've been cutting my own hair for years now and couldn't imagine trying to have some girl all up on me with my neck all itchy.

There was a pole even installed in the place which made me cock my eyebrow so fast that my glasses flew off. They say that investigators were able to but $20 worth of vodka early on a Sunday morning before realizing that one of the dancers was 17 years old. Uh-oh. That likely made some of the police who were enjoying the best gig they ever received pissed because after months they knew it was coming to an end.

Rosscast Episode 90: Anti-Everything!

In this episode I talk about random vampire movies and why "Twilight" blows, why I will never go to a strip club, booty cooties, bacon, my sleep pattern and if its killing me, and going out to eat yesterday. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!