Dante Saves You: Dinosaur Edition

So you’ve managed to encounter a real life dinosaur. One of two things had to have happened. 1. You went back in time to preserve humanity Terra Nova style and forgot that dinosaurs are as abundant as free love in prison. Or 2. A family member convinced you that going to Jurassic Park was a fantastic idea and that you should totally bring the kids along!

Its fine. We all make stupid mistakes. But I am here to save you from death at the hands of these terrifying beasts that you have managed to stumble upon. This isn’t like the aliens I taught you how to fight. These don’t talk and you cant reason with them. But you can use superior intellect to at least leave with 75% of your body intact.

Rosscast Episode 249: All Culturefied

In this episode I talk about Walgreen’s coming to West Hollywood, my trip to the museum, why I’m happy dinosaurs are extinct, Bitches Be Crazy involving sex and McNuggets, Dude What The Fuck? with guns hidden in asses, Bad Parent Of The Week starring biscuits and butcher knives, and Only In Florida where a woman really hates Judge Judy. Click here to download this and here for past Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!

Dinosaurs Terrify Dante

The other day I went to the Natural History Museum with Cam. It was awesome since I hadn’t been there since I was a little kid. It seemed that back then I went to museums more often and by junior high I didn’t care because the classes only went to boring ass places. It turned out that museums were actually pretty damned cool and that it sucked just because I was surrounded by a bunch of idiots (classmates) and a guide (teacher) that didn’t know what they were talking about. Now when I go its with a friend that’s smarter than me and has, like, culture and shit.