The Three Breasted Lie

You know that chick with three breasts,Jasmine Tridevil, that said she got the extra boob added because she doesn't want to date anymore? Yeah. Her. Turns out that her extra something special is fake! Of course some people are not surprised at all and say they knew it was fake. I on the other hand have close to no faith in humanity at the moment and assumed that someone would be dumb enough to do this. She got outed as being a lying liar who lies when her luggage was stolen at the Tampa International Airport. One of the items in her luggage in the report was listed as a “3 breast prosthesis” that cost $5,000. So while humanity is a hot ass mess we are not yet at a point where girls are getting a third breast to ward off men. Prepare to never hear from this girl by the end of the week. And to whoever created her fake three breasts, get that person a job! And get Jasmine therapy. She needs all the help.

Three Breasted Woman Doesn't Want To Date

This chick in Florida by the name of Jasmine Tridevil has gotten elective surgery for one of the silliest damned reasons possible. As she puts it “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don't want to date anymore.” Now, this is just dumb for multiple reasons. Adding an extra of what people like is not a way to turn someone off. I bet if I got an extra dick there would be at least 1,000 women that would want to try me for the story.

This surgery cost her $20,000 as well as her dignity. “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.” I wonder where she found a doctor terrible enough to go ahead and do this. I guess for that much money he would've given her wolf ears if she asked for 'em. “Well I am crazy” she said in an interview. “Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy.” I wouldn't call Tridevil crazy. Dumb? Yes. Crazy? No. Not even close. She currently works as a massage therapist (this is where I raise my eyebrows so high my glasses move). She also added “to me it just feels like another boob. The only difference is the nipple, that doesn't feel like the other ones.”