This chick in Florida by the name of
Jasmine Tridevil has gotten elective surgery for one of the silliest
damned reasons possible. As she puts it “I got it because I wanted
to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don't want to date
anymore.” Now, this is just dumb for multiple reasons. Adding an
extra of what people like is not a way to turn someone off. I bet if
I got an extra dick there would be at least 1,000 women that would
want to try me for the story.
This surgery cost her $20,000 as well
as her dignity. “It was really hard finding someone
that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.” I wonder where she found a doctor terrible enough to
go ahead and do this. I guess for that much money he would've given
her wolf ears if she asked for 'em. “Well I am crazy” she said in an
interview. “Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically
since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy.” I wouldn't call Tridevil
crazy. Dumb? Yes. Crazy? No. Not even close. She currently works as a
massage therapist (this is where I raise my eyebrows so high my
glasses move). She also added “to me it just feels like another
boob. The only difference is the nipple, that doesn't feel like the
other ones.”
