President Trump held a press conference
earlier today declaring that a wall would be placed in between planet
Earth and Mars, further straining Earthling/Martian relations. Since
his third reign as President of the United States Trump has slowly
moved towards the plan of creating an even greater divide between
humanity and Martians. In today's press conference he stated “When
Mars sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're
sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs.
They're bringing crime. They're rapists.”
After the gasps settled he continued.
“I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me,
believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a
great, great wall on our solar border, and I will make Mars pay for
that wall. Mark my words.”
