Look! Up in the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its thousands of goddamn bats! Run! This is some bullshit, man. But since this is in Australia when they have a problem they don't just get rid of it. The fucking destroy it! In a place called Lissner Park they used two helicopters, smoke machines, water cannons, lawnmowers, paintball guns, and...wait for it...fireworks to get rid of a bat problem. People got together to watch this shit go down and of course there were protesters because fuck logic.
Wildlife conservationists showed up to
make sure things went okay during the bat removal. They ended up
getting into it with an executive officer because they wouldn't let
them help an injured bat. Everyone! Listen to me! I have great news!
There is nothing else wrong with the world! When we are at the point
as human beings where you will get confrontational over a damned bat
being hurt, then something is either very wrong or very right with
the world.
