There is this weird thing called
“common sense” which isn't as common as it should be considering
its name. A bunch of employees who should be reevaluating their
schooling got a prank call saying that pressure was building up
inside of their Burger King location and the only way to relieve this
pressure was to smash out all the windows. So they did it. This took
place in Coon Rapids, Minneapolis. Yes, that is a real name of a
place. Hate to know the history of how that place got its name.
Anyhoot, someone claimed to be with the fire department and told them
that the building would blow up if they didn't release the pressure
building inside. The store manager and employees rushed out and
started going Hulk Smash on the place. I'd like to think at least one
employee stopped and thought “Hey, what if we just leave the doors
open?” Fuck that, right?! No time to explain! Start kicking windows open now!
