It's one thing to try to burn your ex
boyfriends house down. It's another to waste a pound of perfectly
good bacon to do it! 32 year old Cameo Adawn Crispi of Utah that
likely has very hippie parents called and texted her ex to let him
know that she put some bacon over his burner and left it on. The ex
called cops and told them he wanted this bacon burning broad out of
his house and when they showed up smoke was coming out. On the floor
was hot coals around an open wood stove (whatever the hell that is)
as well as the bacon. When arrested Cameo (word up!) had a blood
alcohol level of 0.346. That is high as fuck! She is heading to court
in October and faces burglary, arson, and whatever other charges they
can throw at her. Hopefully unlawful waste of bacon based products is
a thing. She is kinda cute though the same way most crazy chicks are.
Its science. Her hair situation can be helped though. I hope they arrested her right out of the shower because her hair is as greasy as that delicious pound of bacon she wasted. Damn, I am so hungry for bacon right now. I can't believe she is 32 though. I see how drunk these people are in stories and wonder how much alcohol ages folks. Okay. Now she isn't as cute as she was a few sentences ago. The longer I look the angrier I get that she wasted so much bacon. Sentence: death by potato!
