A while back I wrote a Dante Saves You: Zombie Edition and in it I was being way too general in terms of how to fight against zombies. There have been hundreds of movies made about zombies and we have gotten to a point where regular brain eating zombies aren't enough anymore. Now they run fast, have thought processes, and even memories of their past life. There's nothing more crushing than looking into a zombie that used to be your spouse...and knowing that you absolutely have to smash their brains in!
In this Dante Saves You: Specific
Zombie Edition I am gonna teach you how to battle zombies from five
different types of movies. These zombies are gonna have different
behaviors and skill levels but that doesn't matter as long as you
follow the tips I give you. Otherwise you might as well rub some
sauce all over your ass and get ready to become a Manwich!
