Newest Hot Teacher Alexandria Vera Arrested

Q. sent me this story. There is yet another hot teacher that has slept with a student. This post is written by Evil Dante. For those of you that don't know, Evil Dante will say things that regular boring ass Dante won't say...out loud. This is 24 year old Texas middle school teacher Alexandria Vera. Yes, 24 years old and teaching. I still say that you shouldn't be allowed to have children or teach before the age of 30. I mean, for society it makes sense but for a young boy having a 24 year old teacher would be the shit.

Anyhoot, she and the Boy Who Lived, The Man, Luckiest Guy Ever, My Hero, Baller, Lil Pimp, Lil Baller, The One, Goodyear Pimp, Fred Pimpstone, Ren & Pimpy, King of the Teachers, After School Special, Teachers Petter, Legend, Supercalifragiclicioushebesuchadopekid, The Chosen One, King of Everything, The Revenant, Three's Humpany, Diary of a Pimpy Kid, and He Who Has Sex With Teachers started their relationship at the start of the school year in 2015 and by January she was pregnant. That's right. Pregnant! She got an abortion after an investigation began but it was too little too late since folks were already in the know. I still applaud her decision. If she did anything right in her life it was that.

The boy is now 14 but that still doesn't make any of what they did legal. The boy flirted with her and asked for her number on Instagram. By the way, I should note that she is 24 with a 5 year old daughter. Yeah...there's that. She was an English teacher at Stovall Middle School in Houston (which I have written about because a teacher stripped for a student in class before!) before being arrested and posting $100,000 bail. Vera says that the boy missed school one day and she got worried so she sent him a message online and he got the digits from her. She went to his place, he got in her car, and they started smooching. Later that month, September, they had sex for the first time. Vera also told police that they had sex almost daily at her house and that they love each other. He'd stay at her place overnight and take him home in the morning so he could catch the school bus. Give me a moment.

Meet the Best Teacher Ever

All me to introduce you to the best teacher in America: Felicia Smith. This 42 year old teacher at Stovall Middle School in Texas was arrested for giving a 15 year old student a lapdance for his birthday. I should probably mention that it was in school. In front of the class. While they played music. And recorded it. She has been charged with a felony which sucks because I am all for this. I now that she is a teacher and that this kid is a student but I have an alleged penis and I know what it is like to be young and want some woman on you. I have read some of her students defending her online and I have a message for them: stop. The way these kids are writing is not a testament to her teaching skills. And stop recording shit! This story would seem bad if it happened but the fact that its documented on video makes it way worse. Why would you record it? To show it to other loud mouthed ass friends later?

I know some of you are saying how it shouldn't have happened in the first place. You probably have kids or are one of those people who have that bullshit that starts with an M. Damn, what do they call that? Morals. Yeah, that. I'm not sure how cops found out about this but they did and then talked to the boy and his mother. This was his chance to pull a “I can neither confirm nor deny” and he failed.