Heather sent me this story where there is video showing a bus robbery taking place. Well, it kinda sorta did. On a Seattle Metro bus 19 year old Trevonnte Brown (these names, these names...) put on a nylon mask because he must've just watched a film about crimes in the 1960's and decided that it would be a great idea to start stealing shit from people.
So here he is with his gun and walking
up to passengers snatching their cell phones from them. What bothers
me besides the fact that a person needs only one phone, two at most
so there's no need to be taking so many, is that people are fucking
oblivious to what is happening around them. I have never been
surprised by something happening suddenly on the bus because I get
into full meerkat mode when I'm on it. Nothing is getting past me
unnoticed!
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| I see you, bitch! |
Everyone is just like “Oh, la la la!
I'm on the bus and its just me there is no one else in the world but
me and who I am talking to on the phone!” Asshats. So he is just
walking down the aisle and taking shit. And since there is sound I
know that people were fine with having their shit taken because no
one was like “This muthafucka is phone snatchin'!” Nope. They jut
laid there and took it like dirty, dirty whores. Oh, you like that,
don't you? Yeah. Just take it.
