This lady is thirsty! Megan Davis
Hoelting who is 31 (or so reports say though I have my strong doubts)
of Williamson County, Texas was charged with felony burglary after
she broke into her husband's friends house and tried to give his wang
some mouthasizing. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. While he
was sleeping he woke up when he felt Megan straddling his legs and
wearing just her draws. Then he felt her mouth on his junk and was
like “Whoa whoa whoa! Ew! Not from you!” That is not a direct
quote and should not be considered one. Its just what I would have
said if I woke up to this particular person trying it. Or maybe not.
Its been a while. No. I wouldn't. For sure I wouldn't. He told her to
leave, she decided that staying was a better idea, and then he called
the police. Damn, I would've loved to hear that call.
“Police! Yes. There's a woman in my
home trying to suck my dick! Yes, a woman! What? Uh, she's blond.
About 5 foot 3. 130 pounds. Excuse me? No, I'm not gay! Yes, I'm
single! Say again? Well, because she looks like Gollum in Lord of the
Rings before he finally succumbed to the power of the one true ring,
that's why!”
