Showing posts with label delvin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label delvin. Show all posts

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Who The Hell Is Delvin?

My name is Delvin and this picture was taken while hiking at Kenneth Hahn by Donna Williams. You all know me as Dante, your only Black friend, him downstairs, Chocolate Hammer, or whatever terrible things you say behind my back when I'm not around. But my real first name is Delvin. Like Melvin with a D. Now, I didn't choose to be called Dante. Every guy named Dante, spelled in whatever weird ass variations they use, have been assholes. I've never been able to get a solid version of where this name came from or why it was given to me.

There have been a few versions. A guy that one of my mother's friends used to date. A football player. I was gonna be named Damien but thank god that didn't happen. Damien's are worse than Dante's! The reason I was not shackled with the name Damien was because my mother's friend told her that it was the name of the devil child in Omen. Funny that she went with Delvin which is a single letter away from Devil and Dante which, after Damien, is the second name most associated with hell. Go figure.

I found out that I was a different human being after coming to school late for the first time when I was 9 years old. This may have been one of my last days at my elementary school and I went to the office to get a tardy slip. I had never had to get one of these before (yes, I was that kid) and after a few minutes of them calling for this Delvin kid that I'd never heard of they alerted me to the fact that Dante was not my first name.

My world was rocked.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 6: "Doomed Mates"

This is it! The series finale of "Doom Mates!" Will Dante defeat D.?! What will become of Pretty Ricky, Death, Jason, and Michael? Will Dante make another part and keep every single one of you waiting?! Who is the best dancer? How many butcher knives can Jason throw? These final episodes feature everything those of you who watch asked for. Thank for sticking around all this time!

Part 1



Part 2

Saturday, March 5, 2011

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 5: "Star Crossed Lovers..."

During a hairy situation love blooms, Dante continues to get his ass beat, and Jason and Michael reunite to beat some undead ass!

Friday, March 4, 2011

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 4: "And The Winner Is..."

The final battle for control of Dante has begun! Everyone gets into in this crazy ass episode of Doom Mates!

Friday, January 21, 2011

"Doom Mates" Episode 79: "The Glove"

Things are coming to a head as D. confronts Dante, Pretty Ricky, Jason, Death, Damien, Ross, and Delvin. Where the hell is Michael?!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 67: "Fake It"

Death gets help from an unlikely source in his quest for respect while in fear Dante pretends to be harder than he actually is. Jason decides to see how this one plays out.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

"Doom Mates" Season 2

Once again I have gathered every episode from season 2 of the Doom Mates series. Have fun watching me get my ass beat a lot.

Episode 21: Who Wanna Be Death?




Episode 22: Dante With The Dead



Episode 23: Murder Fail



Episode 24: Play A Little Game




Episode 25: Getting The Job Done



Doom Mates Short



Doom Mates Short: Jigsaw's Day



Doom Mates Short: Jiggy With it



Episode 26: The Note



Episode 27: Unlikely Friends



Episode 28: Flogging Dante



Episode 29: Good Loving Gone Bad




Episode 30: Bored Games 2



Episode 31: Caution



Episode 32: Mission Improbable



Episode 33: Fright Club



Episode 34: Phase 3 1/2



Episode 35: Delvin?



Episode 36: Ross



Episode 37: Destiny



Episode 38: Damien



Episode 39: The Jig Is Up



Episode 40: The Gauntlet Season 2 Finale (Edited)

Monday, April 12, 2010

"Doom Mates" Episode 40: "The Gauntlet" Season 2 Finale

It appears for the time being that the original video is not working. So I am using this for now.



Monday, January 4, 2010

Rosscast Episode 110: Nasty Sumbitch




In this episode that should've been a hilarious reunion between me and Kiyoshi before my program decided to cock it up I talk about Warren Beatty banging 13,000 chicks, porn being way too rough, chicks making sexual rules, and why I dont feel like my real first name. Click here to download this and older Rosscast's. Enjoy!