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This Is Doom Mates

This is an image of the main cast of Doom Mates. Just click here to see some of the ones I loaded on Funny or Die a while back. I have been playing around with special effects on the computer and enjoying it.

Shit Just Got Real 1

About a month ago the people at the BART 16th Street Mission Station in San Francisco experienced my worst nightmare come to life when a man who has now been identified as 24 year old  Yeiner Garizabalo aka Yeiner Perez decided that clothing and social standards were for squares and decided to chase folks around while being butt booty ass naked. For any sensitive people out there that want to read up on all the facts and possibly hear about any mental conditions he may be suffering from you should probably stop reading right now. You are obviously new to this blog and think that I do things like sitting around gathering facts and statistics to back up my statements. Ha! Facts are for losers. I prefer snap judgment and mine says fuck this.

There are times in your life when shit gets real. Usually there is a buildup. Someone is arguing and it escalates to the point a knife was pulled. Two people get into a car accident and the next thing you know fists are being thrown. With a dude just showing up unannounced and naked there's no prep for that. Hell, most self defense classes teach you to grab clothing to flip and/or subdue someone. How about a naked guy? You gonna flip him by his dick? Maybe. You want to? No.

Harlem Shake Doom Mates Edition

It's been a while since I've done anything Doom Mates related. So here's some random Harlem Shaking going on. Click here to find out what the hell Doom Mates is!

"Right Fist Of Doom Mates" Intro

Hey, remember last year when I posted the first part of the new Doom Mates movie? Yeah. Almost a year later and there was never anything new added. I watched it a few months back and it just didn’t feel very Doom Mates-like to me. It was creepier and more serious than it should’ve been. After four seasons and over 100 episodes I owed it to those of you that enjoyed it to stick with what brought me to the dance.

This is the new intro I created for the upcoming half hour film. I’ve been creating some really funny scenes, fights, and a rap battle between Dante and Pretty Ricky. And yes there will be dancing from Michael. Thanks to you that have been patient.

"Prettier Than You" Episode 9

In this episode Pretty Ricky answers questions provided by Trixie. Click here to see past "Prettier Than You" shows.

"Doom Mates: The Movie" Part 1

It has finally arrived! "Doom Mates: The Movie" is here with all of your favorites and some you could've done without seeing again! Dante has a secret weapon that he knows will help him get Michael, Jason, Pretty Ricky, and even Death out of the house. Will he use it? Watch and find out! Check back every few days for the next installment.

"Doom Mates" Halloween Short

They're baaaaaaaaaaack!!! Dante, Pretty Ricky, Death, Jason, and Michael are back to share some "skurry" stories for Halloween. One guess on how long it is before someone is insulted, hurt, or attacked. Thanks for watching!

"Doom Mates" Season 3

Here is the entire Season 3 of Doom Mates! Click here for Season 1 and Season 2. Season 4 coming soon!

Season 3 Trailer



Season 3 Preview



Episode 41

"Prettier Than You" Episode 7

Once again Pretty Ricky is back to answer all of your question. A few guests make an appearance!

"Doom Mates" Final Episode Contained

So you don't have to go clicking all the different links, you can watch the entire final episode and marvel at my hair growth! Enjoy, and thanks again for hanging on all these years.

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 6: "Doomed Mates"

This is it! The series finale of "Doom Mates!" Will Dante defeat D.?! What will become of Pretty Ricky, Death, Jason, and Michael? Will Dante make another part and keep every single one of you waiting?! Who is the best dancer? How many butcher knives can Jason throw? These final episodes feature everything those of you who watch asked for. Thank for sticking around all this time!

Part 1



Part 2

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 5: "Star Crossed Lovers..."

During a hairy situation love blooms, Dante continues to get his ass beat, and Jason and Michael reunite to beat some undead ass!

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 4: "And The Winner Is..."

The final battle for control of Dante has begun! Everyone gets into in this crazy ass episode of Doom Mates!

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 Part 3: "Winter Boned"

Dante doesn't think anyone is ready for the final battle against D. Pretty Ricky gets insulted and goes on a tirade. There's a special appearance by someone who has been quiet for quite some time. Remember to stick around for clips from past "Doom Mates" after the credits.

"Doom Mates" Episode 80 "Crack Swan" Parts 1 & 2

After the betrayal of Delvin and Ross Dante begins to wonder whether or not he can actually beat D.

Part 1 "Crack Swan"



D. gathers his troops for a little pep talk while Dante and Pretty Ricky share some family time discussing the coming battle.

Part 2 "True Shit"

"Doom Mates" Series Finale Preview 2

D. gives Dante one more chance to back out of the battle that is coming. Will Dante give up or will D. have to whip his ass?

"Doom Mates" Series Finale Preview

Its almost time for the final battle between Team Dante and D. Who will join what side? Is there a traitor in the midst? Watch and find out! Geez...

"Doom Mates" Episode 79: "The Glove"

Things are coming to a head as D. confronts Dante, Pretty Ricky, Jason, Death, Damien, Ross, and Delvin. Where the hell is Michael?!

"Doom Mates" Episode 78: "Blink"

With Dante in control of Jason's body will he be able to defeat D? What do you think? Chaos ensues as we near the series finale of Doom Mates!