Bad Advice From People 2

Most of the advice you’re given in life is bullshit. We all think we are helping people out when we tell them things but most times we’re just laughing at them later on. Like that one time you told her she looked fine in that outfit. Hahaha! Oh, that shit was hilarious! Remember how those jeans made her ass look? Like two gorillas fighting for an apple. That was priceless!

There is some advice that you get that as soon as you hear it you want to ask “Are you trying to get me killed?” I forgot that I had written the first one of these blogs so here’s the link for that. You can agree to disagree with me. You can tell me how right you are in the afterlife.

Dante Remembers The 1994 Northridge Earthquake

Today, almost twenty years ago today, the Northridge Earthquake occurred. Not only did it do billions in damage and almost kill sixty people, it totally ruined my day off. You see, on January 17th, 1994 it was Martin Luther King Day. You know him. He’s the guy that fought the zombies alongside George Washington and freed the slaves from the lizard people of Neptune. It was quite beautiful. I planned on staying in bed and playing Mortal Kombat all damned day long because fuck going outside. Apparently, nature had other plans.

Around 4:30 in the goddamn morning the earth started moving. Not in a sexy way either. I was laying in my bed probably dreaming about all the girls I’ll never have, kinda like I do now, when it felt like someone kicked my bed. Growing up in Los Angeles I’m used to earthquakes. My brothers used to shake my bed and scream “Earthquake!“ so often that when real ones happened I didn’t care. I was conditioned to not give a fuck. Until this point I’d experienced two that were huge but this one took the cake and refused to share it no matter how much you begged.

Rosscast Episode 152: Virtually Virtual

Rosscast Episode 152

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about the show Extreme Makeovers making folks broke, having the cops called on you for violent ass sex, an actor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer being tasered by cops (TWICE!), Dear Abby questions asked for her and answered by me, and the return of the Bad Parent of the Week! Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 151: Just Beat It!

Rosscast Episode 151

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about chicks being asked to be like porn stars, beating off habits, regular TV sucking ass, Count Chocula being amazing, the great show The Wire, earthquakes in Los Angeles being better than any other natural disaster, eating a real mango for the first time, having great friends in your life, Jesse James entering sex rehab, and the pros of being breastfed. Click here to download this show or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 116: "Cum Covered Cruise Ship"

Rosscast Episode 116

Dante Ross' Podcast

In this episode I talk about the cougar cruise being cancelled, the big ass earthquake in Haiti, $2 million dollar blowjobs, Prop. 8, explain the Christian side hug, people spitting in China, and kids being kicked out of school in Beverly Hills. Click here to download the old fashioned way. Or click HERE to download my Rosscast straight to your iTunes! Just check on the page and click the subscribe to iTunes button. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 72: I Likes It Raw!

It's another listener question episode, folks! This time I talk about earthquakes, wearing your draws on the outside of yours clothes, what I think about chicks that watch porn, and what I like and dislike about humans. I also squeeze in some talk about the porn shop and why I wanted to beat someone over a cookie. Get your click on and download this and older Rosscast's. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 15: Shaken, Not Stirred...

In this episode I discuss earthquakes, natural disaters, and the real reason why I wont run outside during an earthquake.