Rosscast Episode 203: Yeah, I'm Sure...

In this episode I talk about people bringing their pets to work when they shouldn’t, folks not using lotion when they should, being offered prescription pills by a man with blue lips, people answering phones during blowjobs, a guy who called the cops on some hookers who ripped him off, a guy who tricked his ex into boning him, and The Bad Parent of the Week starring a mom who cheers her daughter on during a fight. Be sure to check out me and Alex’s other site and podcast at dnashow.blogspot.com and my articles at thaoshow.com. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows (including my movies!). Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 120: Going Commercial!

Rosscast Episode 120

The Rosscast

In this episode I talk about cereal being way too damn expensive, homemade lotion being needed, commercial and product slogans being misleading or dangerous to our health, the last episode of Conan O'Brien, and the mayor and governer ruining Los Angeles. Click here to download the show or click here to subscribe and download through iTunes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 30: Respect My House!

In this episode I talk about one of the most serious issues facing the Black community: Ashyness. But first I talk about drugs and why meth is one of the most ugly looking drugs on the planet. Enjoy!

Random! R-R-R-Random!

Saying "expert bull rider" is like calling a jockey a “professional horse stayer on’er.”

Rain makes the city smell like pee and booty.

Cruisers in West Hollywood love me. I think they smell the “straight” on me and consider me a challenge.

Turning 30 and being unemployed is a bad combination.

Chuck Norris facts make me laugh.

My girlfriend said that I snore. That should be the least of her concerns when sleeping next to me.

I hate the saying “You cant miss what you’ve never had.”

Why is it 2009 and we don’t have metal pants?

I still don’t get obsessions with breasts when thighs are right there!

Skinny chicks nude does nothing for me. As Quagmire says “Not even a wiggle down there.”

Why don’t gang members ever hit their actual target?

Anyone that drives a white van is a rapist, creep, or moves a lot of shit for friends.

Texas knows how to do a high speed chase!

Without getting too graphic, I love the smell of…

Watching safety videos makes me laugh.

That lady that had 8 babies doesn’t wanna be a celebrity or hand outs. So of course she has a site for us to donate to and keeps herself on my TV.

Got my digital converter coupon in the mail.

I made $18,000 last year but still owe $100 to the IRS. How in the fuck that happen?!

My bald spot is growing in. Now I am entertaining the idea of growing my hair for a month.

I found a bucket of laundry detergent under my sink. I am happy.

What would happen if you licked a light socket? Super powers.

When did peanuts get so damned deadly?

I need money. I’m just sayin’…

They just found a bunch of fossils at the La Brea Tar Pits. Is this shocking?

My boxers think that my junk is some strange form of whack-a-mole.

Coffee cleans you out if you know what I’m saying.

Facebook sucks and I don’t know why people use it.

Why aren’t Black folks in lotion commercials? We account for 98% of the sales. The other 2% is babies and chronic masturbators.

Why don’t they show what toilet paper is really for on commercials?

Sizzler is a rip off. Just go to Carl’s Jr.


Why are casino commercials so cheap looking? They have money!