Halloween...An Excuse To Dress Slutty

I think I’ve finally figured out why I can never think of what to wear for Halloween. No cool Black characters. Who can I dress as? Luke Cage? Cyborg? Bloodstone? Popo from Dragonball Z? Blade? I bet you all just went “Who, what, when, where, and Wesley Snipes?” Seriously, I always end up dressing as Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers. Anything with a mask. Not complaining really since my entire Doom Mates series is based off of those costumes. If I were a chick this would be totally different. Halloween is the one time of the year my neighborhood is overrun with women wearing less than the men! When looking for pictures for my article on my West Hollywood blog I found some hot ass pictures that prove that Halloween is the time of the year where girls are allowed to dress as slutty as they want.

Playboy For Nerds

For those who are unaware I am a nerd. If you don’t believe me check me on episode 163 of Tha O Show and listen to me fail epically at picking up a girl. Now, as a nerd it is my responsibility to have a thing for fictional characters. Now, I know some of you may disagree with some on my choices. And that’s fine. Start you own blog and make your own damn list. I present to you all the hottest fake women!

Cheetarah



Any self respecting (or non self respecting) nerd grew up thinking Cheetarah from the Thundercats was hot. Did ya’ll know that when she first showed up she was butt booty ass naked? Seriously. She didn’t wear clothes until the got to 3rd Earth. Stupid prudish planet! See? This is why I never went through an “Ew, girls!” phase. I was a horndog from birth.

Jessica Rabbit



If you didn’t want Jessica Rabbit when you first saw her then something was wrong with you. Yes, I know she isn’t real. I’m retarded, not dumb. Jessica Rabbit gave every nerd out there hope that if you were nice, funny, and got along with folks you could bag a hot chick like her. Now as adults we all know that’s utter bullshit but it was nice to have a dream.

Betty Boop



Not really my cup of tea. Her head is terrifying and if she were real I’d probably shart myself and cry from fear. But I respect her contributions to the delinquency of males for the past 80 years or so. I remember seeing some special where they had her running around with no draws on. Betty was a freak and any girl that really loves her takes it in the back door. Hey. I didn’t make the rules.

The Baroness



Evil as hell and had a thing for some dude with a damn metal face. I knew she was evil when I was a kid but I couldn’t help liking her. Maybe it was the glasses. It sure as hell wasn’t her strange ass accent. Plus she almost always had a gun on her. That ruled.

Chun Li



Maybe this is where my damn thigh fetish started. Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 had almost nothing but kicks and they did everything possible in that damn video game to make sure she showed her draws at every point. If you google Chun Li tons of other nerds have drawn her nude. I’m not beating off to a character. Not that I’m knocking anyone that does. Just use caution. Its hard to play a game with one hand.

Ginormica



Just watched that Mosters vs. Alien movie and while it stunk I was like “That Ginormica is kinda cute…” which is funny because I find the actress Reese Witherspoon who voiced her to be rather pointy. Its like they took her actual face and made her cute.

Power Girl



This is a strong ass superhero that is almost as strong as Superman. Plus she wears a damned outfit where her boobs are totally exposed. Lots of Cos-play people dress as her with very…very bad results. Like, really bad. Lots of fat chicks dress as Power Girl and that ain’t cool.

Harley Quinn



Created for the Batman cartoon, Quinn took off and got ridiculously popular. She’s, insane, cute, and has a corked gun that shoots real bullets which is confusing. I mean, if you think about it for a second. Which I did. Harley will whip your ass and laugh the entire time.

Fox



Look at her. Like a cartoon Halle Barry. So why in the blue fuck did Angelina Jolie play her in the Wanted movie?! Explain this to me! Anyway, Fox is violent as hell, loves to fuck, and curses like a sailor. Sex is actually part of her training regimen. Isn’t that cool?

Wonder Woman



Do I really have to explain this one?