Stripper Ain't Got Time For That!

I think we have found our mother of the year! 29 year old mother/stripper Bobbey Jo Boucher did not have time to talk to police about her missing daughter and cops arrested her goofy ass. She is cute in a damaged kinda way. Her 10 year old daughter was left at a barbecue while Bobbey went to work because laps aren't gonna dance themselves. A few hours later the girls grandmother called police because she hadn't come back home yet. When the police called to speak to her she told them “I have to get on stage” and hung up. When cops got her ass she said that she didn't hang up and that she transferred the call. Since she was being goofy the police couldn’t enter her daughters information into the missing children database. The girl was found around 9pm later that night while Bobbey was arrested and charged with misdemeanor obstruction. She got out after posting $663 in bail. I bet that child was better off running the streets than having another example of a terrible young mother. Oh, and I forgot to mention this was in Florida. This story was so silly I assumed that you would all know that. Or because of her name. I didn't know that name was still around. It's like finding someone named Pearl or Cletus. 

Parents Failing Hard 2

Josh Smith sent me this story a couple of weeks ago. Its kind of hard to title this one Parents Failing Hard when what this mother does rules so hard. Judy H. Viger, 33, was arrested last month for hiring strippers, plural, for her sons 16th birthday. Now, that is ratchet as hell. I fully understand that. But it rules as well! Along the way a lot of mistakes were made that ended with her behind bars and her son wondering what the big deal was. Viger found and paid for these strippers to show up. She’s being charged with five counts of child endangerment I guess because titties are dangerous.

Beffft berfffay efffer!!!

At a bowling alley, yes a bowling alley, her son along with some of his friends were given lap dances. Judging from this picture what I thought were lap dances involve having a stripper have her cooch in your face. Nope. You keep that thing away from me, missy! I bet you’re wondering how this story even got out. How could a night of fun and debauchery for a teen end with a mother arrested? Fucking Facebook.

"Cum Out Them Pockets!"

ALBANY, N.Y. – You might call it a "pole tax." The New York legislator who brought the nation its first law against driving while using a cell phone is proposing a $10 tax for patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars.

Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Bronx Democrat, says the revenue would go toward helping victims of human trafficking at a time when government budgets are being slashed.

The bill doesn't have a Senate sponsor yet. In Texas, state lawyers are fighting to preserve their $5 "pole tax," a cover charge on strip clubs, is being challenged by business owners. The Texas Legislature approved the fee in 2007, hoping to spend the money on sexual assault and health insurance programs, but a judge declared it unconstitutional. The state is appealing.

Have you ever noticed what the government decides to tax and what they don’t? No taxes on things like medicine, expensive ass cars, or mansions. No, they head for booze, cigarettes, alcohol, and strippers. I bet if prostitution was legal that would be taxed. Same for marijuana. Now, I don’t ever wanna use a hooker and I don’t smoke weed, but I always noticed what gets targeted for taxes.

To sit and say some shit like the money being taxed would go towards helping to battle human trafficking is ridiculous. Its like when they make any other bill and slap something onto it that will make sure it does not get passed.

“Okay, so how are we voting on the Save The Children Act?”

“Excuse me, but I’d like to add the Wife Must Let Me Ass Fuck Bill also!”

“Nay!!!”

I’m sure strippers are having a hard enough time right now without adding this $10 nonsense to their lives. This is just another way to subtly stick another screw and twist it into regular ass folks. Those Congress guys don’t use strippers. They have call girls. The don’t smoke plain ass cigarettes. The smoke Cuban cigars. They never have to worry about how much their cars cost.

How about instead of wasting time on taxing strippers we get to more important things? This is some crap that shouldn’t even be brought up right now. Get priorities in order!

Rockets.

Hot In The City Tonight...

LOS ANGELES (AP) — An exotic dancer was set on fire outside the club where she worked early Thursday, burning more than 60 percent of her body, police said. They were searching for two suspects.

A woman and a man called the 27-year-old dancer outside around 1 a.m. and then doused her with a flammable liquid next to the Babes & Beer sports club in the San Fernando Valley, police said. The dancer ran back inside and patrons came to her aid, police said.
Police identified the suspects as Rianne Celine Theriault-Odom, 27, and Nathaniel Marquis Petrillo, 22, both frequent patrons of the club. They were being sought for investigation of attempted murder, police said.

"Given the condition of this victim, they may be responsible for ultimately her murder," Deputy Chief Michel Moore said. "This is a terrible, terrible attack."

Moore said the dancer, a mother of two, was in grave condition after being burned over more than 60 percent of her body. Her identity was not immediately released. A sign at the club indicated it was a sports bar. A message left at the club was not immediately returned.

Seems someone took Nelly’s lyrics to heart. “Its gettin’ hot in here! So take off al your clothes!” I know that’s not funny. What could’ve happened to make them set this chick on fire?

I’ve been mad before. I imagine slapping a wrestling hold on someone. A Canadian Destroyer or something but I don’t think about setting them on fire. And who walks around with shit that can set folks on fire anyway? “Good thing I brought this butane with me to the strip club!” People are losing their damned minds. I say this as I hear sirens fly by for the fourth time in five minutes. The fucked up thing is that after a day or so we wont even hear about this story or what happened. Who cares what happens to some stripper? I love how the news kept referring to her as an exotic dancer? Is she from Thailand or something?

There’s nothing else to this story yet but I will try and keep track of it. I swear I feel like The Question sometimes when I try to follow up on crazy shit like this. Rockets.