Creepy Woman Becomes Creepy Dark Woman

When I first saw this woman I thought it was a fake image. I figured that there was no one that would for real do the same shit that Robert Downey Jr. from Tropic Thunder did. Turns out I was wrong. Martina Adams aka Martina Big is a German model that is known for having the biggest bazungas in Europe. She is now known for for turning her skin darker in an attempt to transition into being a Black woman. This woman looks spooky as shit. Just to get that out of the way in case anyone reading this thought that she was My Current Jam or something. She isn't. This shit is frightening.

After having some extensions added to her hair she said “To become more and more a black woman, that is such a wonderful feeling. I'm so happy. I'm a black girl with black hair, so I have to change very soon my passport.” I think that should be the least of her concerns. Frightening children and making it harder for me to sleep should be higher up on that list. She also says she plans to change more of her features and get a bigger butt.

Kentucky Fried Parenting

Some mother in New Jersey named Patricia Krentcil is in trouble for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth. Now, in NJ that shit is illegal until you’re 14 but this mother is like “Fuck law!” and wants her red haired child to get a tan. Do I even need to begin to say how dangerous that is for a red head?!

Nothing like a mother that looks like a Double-Down sandwich.

Krentcil says that, yes, she brought her daughter with her but that she didn’t get a sunburn from that since she is lying and saying she never let her use the tanning booth. “I tan, she doesn't tan” Krentcil said on NBC. “I’m in the booth, she’s in the room. That's all there is to it.” Lies! All lies! Especially seeing as how a teacher asked what happened after seeing scars on the girl and she said it was from tanning. Krentcil says it was from gardening.