Hahaha! Stupid bear! This guy in Idaho
named Doug Harder who also happens to have the best porn name ever
took this picture of this stupid bear getting his head stuck in his
cat door. Reports speculate that the bear was looking for food. Maybe
it was looking for some good conversation. Of course it was looking
for food and by food I mean people. Harder came home from vacation
and found his condo wrecked. A bar got in through the sliding door
and ate some brownie mix, a can of Pepsi, and a Toblerone bar. Pepsi?
Ew! Kill it! Then it took a mean shit in his living room.
The next day it came back and got its
stupid head stuck in the cat door. Harder says he wasn't scared
because the bear couldn't get through the door. I would have farted
in its face because I'm a dick. Just a few months back two bear cubs
ate bird seed he put out and the next day had some leftover Dr.
Pepper he left out. This guy is just daring to get eaten alive! “I
don't want them to kill the bears; I just want them relocated. If
they don't take care of them someone else might.” I know a threat
when I hear one. I think he's trying to kill them with diabetes.
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