Monday, August 24, 2015

Dante Vs. Nature 56

Hey, you wanna swim with a tiger for just $200? You do? Okay, jackass. Have at it. This place in Florida called Wild Things has a new attraction called “Swim With A Tiger” where you can bake cookies and learn about tigers in their natural environment. I'm kidding. Your dumb ass can swim in a pool with a tethered tiger. You can also pose with them so your friends and family can know what you used to look like. 

I'm mo eat chu...

I will never understand why people want to fuck around with nature like this. This isn't a normal thing for tigers to do and it shouldn't be normal for you to want to do this. “But they're cute!” shouldn't be the last words you say. This is one of those things where I wish I could keep tabs on this place and wait for the day someone decides that taking a nice dip with a goddamn tiger gets their ass bitten off. One person in a review says that her husband got this for a gift and she was promised 30 minutes with the tiger but spent six minutes swimming with some strangers and got to pet it twice while the zookeeper fed it.

Click here for previous Dante Vs. Nature.

No comments: