Fucking lions, man. No, not, like, actual lions fucking which is hilarious. Just lions in general. The other day Cam called me and asked if I had heard a news story about a woman mauled by a lion at a sanctuary. I checked the internets and ended up finding another story about another woman being mauled and killed by a lion. The first one is a intern that worked at an animal sanctuary in Central California and police are trying to figure out what caused the attack. Hmm...one can only speculate.
The
lion, 5 year old Cous Cous, attacked and killed the intern while she
was in the lions enclosure. When cops arrived she had already been
fucked up and lying near the lion. They tried to lure it away but it
was full of human blood and didn't want to hear none of their shit so
they shot it. Only one other employee was there since the park is
closed on Wednesdays. This entire thing sounds like a recipe for
disaster if you ask me which you didn't so I shall continue to
provide my opinion.
The
lion had been raised there since it was 8 weeks old. Its so weird to
me that people think its tragic or act surprised when a big ass wild
animal does what big ass wild animals do: attack things. And sleep.
Lions that are locked up anywhere always look sad. I'm sure this one
was just waiting for someone to slip.
