Heidi sent me a link to this woman in Florida that ran out of shits to give and I think I'm in love. Sandra Suarez, 41, who is a Colombian woman that has lived in Florida for the past 15 years. Video from a local McDonald's popped up online showing her in the establishment wearing nothing but a thong and flashing her glorious Colombian boobs. I have a thing for that country. Never want to visit though. Just admire it from afar like I do most women in my life.
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| Double double cheese cheese burger burger please. |
This all started when she went into a
Mickie D's and offered an employee head in the parking lot. He turned
her down for whatever reason and as I sit here I can't think of why.
I mean, she looks “clean.” Maybe it was her delivery. Either way
he said no and she decided that it was clobberin' time! In the video
she is pushing registers off the counter. Smashing the fridge door.
Slamming her head on the counter. Throwing condiments all over the
place. Then she dunked her head under the ice cream machine and
downed some of it and then chilled for a few seconds just savoring
this strange new land she was currently occupying. She later walks
off camera and near the fryer which is good for no one.
A cop eventually showed up and she made
sexual suggestions towards him. She was sent to a hospital, charged
with resisting arrest with criminal mischief and then released on
$7,000 bond. She says that if this whole thing gets to be too much for her
kids that she may return to Colombia.
