She's A Superfreak

In West Virginia a woman was photographed and reported by neighbors walking a man down the street on a leash. The man also had a hood over his head, his ankles bonded, and had “an unidentified object sticking out of his anus.” Sadly, I know exactly what this was due to my seven years of selling porn and sex toys. The guy who was being walked Robert Deyell by his 56 year old girlfriend isn’t reported to be in trouble. But Barbara Jean “BJ” Geardello, 53, is. She told police that is was a sex game and that she neither of them meant any harm by it. Robert let police know that he was willing and wasn’t hurt. When talking to investigators Barbara told them that she was upset that a passerby called her a “freak.” Look. Now. Look. Okay. Damn it. I know that everyone has a thing that they are into whether they realize it or not. But some folks can get a bit too carried away with it. Like these two. If I saw this that early in the damned day I would have an issue with it. That kinda shit doesn’t need to be seen until after 2pm.

Only In Florida 10

Heidi sent me a link to this woman in Florida that ran out of shits to give and I think I'm in love. Sandra Suarez, 41, who is a Colombian woman that has lived in Florida for the past 15 years. Video from a local McDonald's popped up online showing her in the establishment wearing nothing but a thong and flashing her glorious Colombian boobs. I have a thing for that country. Never want to visit though. Just admire it from afar like I do most women in my life.

Double double cheese cheese burger burger please.

This all started when she went into a Mickie D's and offered an employee head in the parking lot. He turned her down for whatever reason and as I sit here I can't think of why. I mean, she looks “clean.” Maybe it was her delivery. Either way he said no and she decided that it was clobberin' time! In the video she is pushing registers off the counter. Smashing the fridge door. Slamming her head on the counter. Throwing condiments all over the place. Then she dunked her head under the ice cream machine and downed some of it and then chilled for a few seconds just savoring this strange new land she was currently occupying. She later walks off camera and near the fryer which is good for no one.

A cop eventually showed up and she made sexual suggestions towards him. She was sent to a hospital, charged with resisting arrest with criminal mischief and then released on $7,000 bond. She says that if this whole thing gets to be too much for her kids that she may return to Colombia.

Shit Just Got Real 16

Guys are seen as these beasts that think about sex all the time and will never turn it down. Let me break this to you ladies: this is only 97% true. If you are trying to fuck a guy and he doesn't want to there's a very good reason why and you should step back a moment and say to yourself “Perhaps now is not the right time for the sexy time...” Or lose your shit and trash the place and get arrested naked like Arizona chick Ashley Marie Prenovost.

Ashley who lives with the father of her four month old daughter because it wouldn't be a ridiculous ass situation unless a child was involved was already hammered when she came home and tried making the moves on her man. He declined and she wasn't having that shit. She punched two holes in the wall before punching a framed picture getting blood all over the house.

Then shit got real...er.