Dante Vs. Nature 60

The Yeti is real and walks among us! Run for your monkey ass lives! At least that's what I'll scream if this new image of one was real. I want it to be real. I want this, sasquatch, and dragons to be real. The fact that they aren't bums me out because I want there to be some more mystery to the world. I don't like when people logic certain things away and with creatures like this there is nothing you can tell me to convince me that it can't be real.

While hiking some people in Formigal, Spain took some footage that lasted a few seconds of this and said “This morning skiing in Formigal with friends, we've come across this. What the hell is it? A bear or a bloody Yeti? We've told the ski resort, but they haven't taken us seriously. I bet there's something on the loose out there. I know what I saw.” The resort where this happened reported “We have spoken to the witnesses of the sighting and after combing the area, we have found nothing. We believe, therefore, that there is no cause for alarm and that visitors' security is guaranteed. In any case, we will remain alert.” I bet you will. In the video it looks like the Yeti is taking a power piss which makes sense. Yeti gotta pee, too.

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Dante Vs. Nature 51

You know what I wish was real? Bigfoot. The Sasquatch. Yeti. Whatever the hell you wanna call it I want it real and I want it now. Why? Just because if we are wrong about that thing it means we can be wrong about a lot of other stuff like aliens, the Loch Ness Monster, and religion. All over the world there are different versions of this creature. In over a dozen Native American cultures there is some version of Bigfoot and it is talked about the same way we talk about bears. Its a thing that is there and real.

A while back I heard about this creature that used to exist called Gigantopithecus. This thing looks terrifying. It is said to have been 9 feet tall and existed close to the time that we did. Its not like when we evolve all the other versions of us go “Whelp. Seems our time is up” and fade away. They slowly vanish. The thing is though, till this day we find new creatures that we thought no longer existed or had died out. Last year alone there were over 18,000 new species discovered.