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The Yeti is real and walks among us! Run for your monkey ass lives! At least that's what I'll scream if this new image of one was real. I want it to be real. I want this, sasquatch, and dragons to be real. The fact that they aren't bums me out because I want there to be some more mystery to the world. I don't like when people logic certain things away and with creatures like this there is nothing you can tell me to convince me that it can't be real.

While hiking some people in Formigal, Spain took some footage that lasted a few seconds of this and said “This morning skiing in Formigal with friends, we've come across this. What the hell is it? A bear or a bloody Yeti? We've told the ski resort, but they haven't taken us seriously. I bet there's something on the loose out there. I know what I saw.” The resort where this happened reported “We have spoken to the witnesses of the sighting and after combing the area, we have found nothing. We believe, therefore, that there is no cause for alarm and that visitors' security is guaranteed. In any case, we will remain alert.” I bet you will. In the video it looks like the Yeti is taking a power piss which makes sense. Yeti gotta pee, too.

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A 20 year old guy from Georgia named Benjamin Miller got his ass destroyed, literally, at Ciudad Rodrigo's Carnaval del Toro. A doctor that had to operate on him described his injuries as the “biggest goring wound” he had ever seen. For three hours there had to be repairs to his back muscles, thighs, and sphincter. Let that shit sink in for a moment. The horn entered through his left leg and immediately began searching for an exit. It found his asshole. I'm sure that every lunatic that goes to this, between 45,000 and 50,000, assumes that they may get hurt by the crowd but not an actual bull. Miller and two others were hurt but his injuries were enough to land him in surgery.

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Oh, kids! They’re so funny today what with their giving themselves chemical burns for fun, doing drugs that drive them temporarily insane until they smash their faces into the ground, and breastfeeding. Wait. What?! Yes, that is a thing. Allow mw to introduce/horrify you with the Breastmilk Baby Doll! I don’t know about you, but I have always been concerned with the fact that little girls weren’t learning to breastfeed early enough.

I...I cant.

You should see this creepy thing in action. I say keep it away from teen boys because they will be using it for all the wrong reasons. Oh, shut up! You know you were thinking it, too! Anyhoot, some company in Spain, surprisingly not Germany, decided that little girls needed to know what it was like to have their fun bags suckled.