Body Shaming Leads To Possible Jail Time

Earlier in the summer I wrote a post about the 29 year old Playmate named Dani Mathers after she took a Snapchat image of an older one in the gym nude and posted it online (click here to check that out). I said that nothing would happen to her because reasons and it turns out I am wrong. Los Angeles city attorney has filed criminal charges against Mathers citing invasion of privacy which is a misdemeanor. She of course apologized and said things like “That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do...I know that body-shaming is wrong. That is not the type of person I am.” Sure you're not.

Playmate Dani Mathers Shames Woman...And Nothing Will Happen

A lot of people suck. Its a scientific fact. What science? Shut up. That's for you to find out. I heard about this story and hoped that there was a little more to it than what was being reported but it turns out that there is not. Just a woman being an asshole and then pretending that she isn't as big of an asshole that this is. 29 year old Playboy Playmate of 2015 (which is still a thing) Dani Mathers was at the gym in the locker room when she decided to take a picture and sharing it on her Snapchat. The image is of a woman butt booty ass naked at the gym changing. She is nude and unlike Mathers I have cut the woman out of the picture because as much of a dick that I am there is a certain level of human decency that I have managed to hold on to despite being raised in the 80's.

After people went H.A.M on her she deleted the image but it was too late much like everything posted online. Especially when you have 553,000 followers on Instagram, 75,000 on Twitter (which as of this writing is gone), and one million on Facebook. She ended up apologizing saying “I just want to acknowledge a photo that I accidentally posted. It was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do. I chose to do what I do for a living because I love the female body and I know body shaming is wrong, that's not what I'm about and this is not the type of person I am. The photo was taken as part of a personal conversation with a girlfriend and because I am new to Snapchat I didn't realize I had posted it, and that was a huge mistake. I know I have upset a lot of people out there but please believe me this is not the type of person that I am. I have never done this before and I will never do this again, you have my word.”

Allow me to translate what she said into for reals speak.

Playmate Gets Whacked With A Golf Club

It bugs me when I see a news story where someone does something stupid and then gets mad when they are hurt. Take for instance this Playboy playmate named Liz Dickson. Back in 2012 she made an appearance at a golf tournament thrown by the magazine where she let a morning show host for Playboy (I had no idea such a thing existed) hit a golf ball from a tee wedged between her ass crack. Of course he hit more of her ass than the ball when he accomplished this feat and she and everyone there were all smiles, laughter, and giggles. That is until the bruising started. Because we all know that the same rules apply to adulthood as they did when we were younger: everything is fun until someone gets hurt.

A post on Facebook says that she was 2011's “Girl of Playboy Golf Winner. Liz is from Traverse City, Michigan and when not modeling, works at Stingers in Wixom. When not spending time with her son, Liz likes to shop, see her friends, have fun and act silly. Liz enjoyed meeting the Playmates at the Playboy Golf Tournament and made several new friends.”

She is now suing for battery and negligence and wants $500,000 in damages. Yeah...no. Nowadays people get hurt and want money for the rest of their life. Wixom's is a bar and grill in Michigan where she can work there for the rest of her life and never get that much money. She made the decision to say yes to being humiliated in public by having someone perform a Jackass stunt and got hurt. If you let another human being swing a golf club at you and you get hurt you don't get to sue. You say to yourself “Wow, that was stupid. I probably shouldn't have let that guy hit that ball off my ass. That's on me.” No. People now say that they were battered and its everyone's fault but their own. I feel like screaming like Willy Wonka. “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!” Uh, ma'am. I can not bring myself to feel bad for someone who would volunteer for something the way she did. Was she afraid of being fired if she said no? I would rather be known as that chick at the party that went home fine than the one that was the part of the party that involved having someone swing a club at me. Maybe I am just boring that way.

Rosscast Episode 190: Freek-A-Leek

In this episode I talk about the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World movie, a clip from me on The Kevin & Bean Show from KROQ, a Playboy model and her unlikely boyfriends’ sextape, rapper Petey Pablo being arrested for gun charges, an update on that dude that jacked off in his co-workers water, a bunch of shark victims defending sharks, and probably the worst Bad Parent of the Week ever. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!