Dante Saves You: Vampire Edition

I’ve helped you take out dinosaurs, aliens, and zombies. But for some reason you manage to find new ways to get into danger. So what is it this time? What? Oh. Shit. Okay. Vampires. Don’t worry, I’m a nerd and have spent countless hours planning ways to defeat this bastards. But you have to understand something first: vampires don’t play by the old rules anymore.

There are vampires that can walk in broad ass daylight now. That used to be the one tried and true way to beat these sumbitches and Hollywood has taken it away from us. But fear not, fellow Dantanian! I have contingency plans for any scenario you may encounter.

Rosscast Episode 239: I'm Going To Eat You

In this episode I discuss the recent blackouts and talk about some from my childhood, an Only In Florida story involving a vampire, We Going To Hell with a murder involving a neighbors trashcan, and a story about a guy who has to pay his ex wife because they didn’t have sex. Click here to download this episode and here for past Rosscasts.

Rosscast Episode 90: Anti-Everything!

In this episode I talk about random vampire movies and why "Twilight" blows, why I will never go to a strip club, booty cooties, bacon, my sleep pattern and if its killing me, and going out to eat yesterday. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 50: "The Double Standard"

Oh, boy. Man, do I know how to babble. In this episode I talk about everything from zombie proofing, vampire movies, Halloween, why chivalry is dead, and why not to date chicks that dress like whores. I also try out my new Meatwad impersonation. Enjoy!