Why do people like creeping me out?
I've already written about that scary Barbie chick and that guy that
got surgery to appear Korean. Now this 20 year old guy in Brazil has
gotten surgery to look like a real life Ken Doll. Celso Santebanes
has spent more than $50,000 for this nonsense fest. “The human Ken
bachelor is looking for his Barbie. Who wants to be my girlfriend?
After all no one is happy alone.” I don't know a woman alive that
would look at this guy and think that it was a good idea to date him.
This all started when he was 16 and his friends told him that he
looked like a Ken doll after a modeling competition. Those friends
ought to be ashamed of themselves. This guy may not realize it, but
he has signed on for a lifetime of getting more and more surgery to
keep this scary theme going. You don't just get surgery like this,
clap your hands, and go about your life. I like Batman but you know
what I'm not gonna go and do? Get Batman surgery because I'm kind of
a rational human being. Folks need to cut this shit out. Now pardon
me while I go prep for my surgery to look like Carl Weathers.
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